May 2012
95 posts
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gothbaby:
omg at my christmas dinner my cousin was like “pass the peas, by the way im lesbian”
me: omg im going to get all skinny and toned for summer and then i can wear crop tops and short shorts and ill have that perfect gap between my thighs and it will be perfect
me: is that cake
yep.
me: ugh why am i so lonely
friend: hey do u wanna go out tonight
me: no
So what’s the general opinion on inviting your GM (that doesn’t really like you) to a party at your place for co-workers?
If I were pretty maybe there would be less for me to worry about
Too many days in this month
I guess the happies start after the third drink… wonder how much it’ll take me to return to the blues
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I’m talkin’ bout those things that make you do bad things
The general belief is that the more whiskey I drink the happier I become, right?
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Wondering if all guys are naturally assholes or if all guys just become assholes in relationships.
Either way, my day off from work for the week is ruined and it’s my fault for letting that happen.
“Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.”
– Charles Bukowski (via aquaticwonder)
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“Come here, my dear, good, beautiful doggie, and smell this excellent perfume...”
– “The Dog and the Scent-Bottle,” Paris Spleen, by Charles Baudelaire
daangmel:
HAHAHA the bio is hilarious...
I judge people who drunk tumble way too much but I think I understand now. It’s a gentle mix of boredom and loneliness. I’m not like sad or shit I just want someone to goddamn play with me.
LAST POST I SWEARS
Is it bad that...
okay first background info
I used to be the couchgirl at my boyfriend’s place freshman year (i.e. I’d pass out drunk and sleep on their couch all the time)
so is it bad that I consider my move from couch to master bedroom a promotion?
good because it’s wonderful
Still looking for answers to my questions, you can even publish them to your blog which would obviously attract more followers. Or you can answer them privately and it can be an intimate chat between the two of us - I love choices, don’t you?!
Edit: Never mind my answers have been more than graciously answered, sorry that the rest of you will just have to wait until the next time I have a...
I’m reeeediculous. But it’s a Saturday night, I’ve got work in the morning, and no one wants to come play with me
Ummm like this post if you’re taking awkward/lonely/drunken questions
Edit: This isn’t a silly reblog thing I seriously want to ask you a question if you’ll answer it
Today has not been a great day for me:
Get hot salsa in my eyes at work: Welp, guess I’m blind then
Start barfing when I get home from work: Welp, guess I have mad cow disease then. Goodbye world
“Men who want to flirt with women have to realize: Women live in a state of...”
– Attention, Space Cadets: Do Not Proposition Women in the Elevator
I wish I didn’t need to reblog stuff like this. I wish people *got it*. But judging from the ridiculous response to these posts, stuff like this clearly still needs to be repeated.
(via lavender-labia)
This actually made me cry....
Checking out another apartment today! Wish me luck!